Personal Information
-Name: Lindsay
-Age: 21
-Star sign: Libra
-Height: 177cm/5'10"
-Weight: 64kg
-Nationality: Australian with Dutch/Scottish background
-Religious: Agnostic
-Place of birth: Newcastle, NSW
-Location now: Blue Mountains, NSW
-Nickname: Linds, Maggot and others of questionable origin *eyes James*
-Interests: Metal/dance music, laughing, getting nicely toasted with friends, music gigs, sleeping, reading, photography, lame jokes, travelling
-Occupation: Reeeetail bitch
-Three words to describe yourself: Cynical, opinionated, pale
BBRchat Questions
-Chatroom(s) you chat in: bbrchat.com of course
-Username: Mwarp
-How did you come up with your username: A friend from high school's first experience with anal sex and the sound of the fart she did afterwards came out as 'MWARP!' After initially being disgusted after being told this, I cried laughing. I have some interesting friends...
-Best Chatters: Drew, Scott, Andy, James, Dazz, Bec, Rhys, Emma, Jay, Tez, Jeremy, Igor and Pete
-Funniest Chatters: Brett, Geoff, James
-Friendliest Chatters: Pete, Murray, Lexie, Venessa, Rachel
-Smartest Chatters: Sam, Ally, Luke, Ben (Vengeance)
-Flirtiest Chatters: James, you filthy dog kissing whore slut!
-Annoying Chatters: People who annoy me don't rate a mention. If I don't talk to you, it probably means I don't like you
-Chatters you chat to most: Drewwww foremost, then Scott, Bec, James, Dazz, Andy, Lee, Rhys, Jay, Pete, Venessa, Tez and Brett
-If you could party with 10 chatters, who would they be?: I've already partied with lots of you now, but it'd be Drew, Scott, Bec, Andy, Lee, Dazz, Ally, James, Jay and Tez
Favourites
-Food: Sushi, Chinese food, Subway, Ski double-up yoghurts
-Drinks: Diet (Vanilla) Coke, Pepsi Max, Baileys, Smirnoff Double Blacks, Starbucks caramel frappucinos, strawberry daiquiris, water
-Music: Metal, alternative, hard rock, dance music
-Songs: A Perfect Circle- The Noose, Tool- Stinkfist, Smashing Pumpkins- Today, Chemical Brothers- Star Guitar/The Test, The Prodigy- Mindfields/Voodoo People, Nine Inch Nails- The Perfect Drug/Head Like A Hole
-Songs to dance to: Chemical Brothers- Star Guitar/Out Of Control, The Prodigy- Poison/Smack My Bitch Up, Carl Cox- Phoebus Apollo or Paul Oakenfold- Chase
-Bands: *Tool *A Perfect Circle *Nine Inch Nails *Chemical Brothers *The Prodigy *Smashing Pumpkins *Incubus *The White Stripes *Muse *Radiohead *Fear Factory *Metallica *Soundgarden *Shihad *Cradle Of Filth *Queens of The Stone Age *Nirvana *Marilyn Manson *Slipknot *Powderfinger *Foo Fighters *Pantera *Something For Kate *Deftones *Carl Cox *System Of A Down *The Crystal Method *Beastie Boys *The Hives *The Strokes *Atari Teenage Riot *Filter *Franz Ferdinand *Iggy Pop *Placebo *Faith No More *Audioslave *Mudvayne *Gerling *Grinspoon *Soulwax *Paul Oakenfold *The Cure *Basement Jaxx *The Dandy Warhols *Red Hot Chili Peppers *Rage Against The Machine
-Albums: Tool- Aenima/Salival, A Perfect Circle- Thirteenth Step, Chemical Brothers- Come With Us, Incubus- Morning View, Smashing Pumpkins- Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness/Siamese Dream, Prodigy- Fat of the Land, Shihad- The General Electric, Carl Cox- Phuture 2000
-Movies: *The Crow *Donnie Darko *American History X *The Pianist *Trainspotting *Ferris Bueller's Day Off *A Clockwork Orange *The Rules of Attraction *Scarface *The Godfather trilogy *Heat *Requiem For A Dream *American Psycho *Seven *The Shawshank Redemption *Once Were Warriors *The Shining *Apocalypse Now *Goodfellas *Edward Scissorhands *Wayne's World *The Motorcycle Diaries *Sorority Boys *Billy Madison *Dead Man On Campus *The Lost Highway *Crash *Schindler's List *Grease *Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle *Ed Wood *Problem Child *Ever After *Team America *Never Been Kissed *Charlie & The Chocolate Factory *Me, Myself and Irene *Traffic *What Dreams May Come *The Devil's Advocate *The Corpse Bride *Wolf Creek *Dogma *Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas *Kalifornia *The Aristocrats
-Movie Stars: Al Pacino, Audry Hepburn, Brandon Lee, Ewan McGregor, Edward Norton, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Gael García Bernal, Robert De Niro
-TV Shows: *Family Guy *The Sopranos *The Micallef P(r)ogram(me) *The Simpsons *Full Frontal *Futurama *Drawn Together *Blackadder *The Young Ones *Jackass *Wildboyz *Degrassi (Junior) High *Maury Povich *Chappelle's Show *Everybody Hates Chris *Love My Way
-TV Stars: Shaun Micallef, Johnny Knoxville, Homer Simpson, Steve-O
-TV Channels: Fox 8, Comedy Channel, Arena, Showtime, UKTV
-Pizza topping: I don't like or eat pizza
-Comedians: Shaun Micallef, Eddie Murphy (Delirious era), Chris Franklin, Chris Rock
Intimate Details
-Marital status: This changes a bit, haha
-Ideal partner: Ummm, Brandon Boyd
-Turn Ons: Neck kisses, massages, confidence, honesty, sincerity, dark hair, and on SOME guys- chin hair or a goatee
-Turn Offs: Pushiness, arrogance, general lack of hygiene, hypocrites, liars, excess hair
-Your best body asset: My height, my eyes, or maybe my stomach
-Favourite pick-up lines: "My love for you is like diahorrhea, I just can't hold it in!" or "If you were a boogie, I'd pick you first." "Is your name 'Gilette'? Because you're the best a man can get." Or the ever reliable "If you find me, you can fuck me, if not, I'll be in the cupboard."
-Worst pick-up lines: "a/s/l?" "Nice legs, what time do they open?", "Do you use Windex on your undies? Because I can see myself in them."
-What do you look for in a person: Aside from a pulse- someone trustworthy, with a sense of humour, genuine, preferably with dark hair and taller than me
-Kiss on first date: Yes
-Sex on first date: Not I meat pie
-If you were a porn star, what name would you have: Something lame, over the top and ironic, like Titsiana Booberini
-Your romantic evening would be: Dinner and drinks, followed by a movie or a music gig, then home for some relations
-Top 5 Celebrities to do list:
1. Brandon Boyd
2. Brad Pitt
3. Johnny Depp
4. Drew *smirks* (Why not, apparently I've 'done' everyone else here)
5. Grant Hackett
~Honourable mentions: Johnny Knoxville, Colin Farrell, Gael Garcia Bernal, David Hasselhoff (my dreamboat man)
Random Questions
-Last thing you bought: The Godfather DVD boxed set
-First thing you do when you wake up: Hit the snooze button
-Best things you have done for someone else: Besides 'been there for my friends'? Maybe when I spent $400 buying tickets to Andrea Bocelli for my mum and Oma. Or possibly flying to different places in Australia to see friends
-Worst things you done to someone: Helping to shave off a friends' left arm hair/right leg hair/right eyebrow off one night whilst drunk, used someone, compromised a friend's trust in me (luckily I made it up to them)
-Favourite things to do: Sleep, listen to music, chill with friends, go to concerts, chat, go shopping, watch movies/TV, take photos, exercise, listen to music whilst exercising and watching TV, travel
-If down to your last $30, what would you do: Panic
-Worst fears: Long term commitment to most things. Feeling tied down. Not travelling to places I want to see this year
-Your worst habits: Procrastination, vagueness, showering at 2am, being blunt, being stubborn, liking guys completely wrong for me
-Pet hates: Haha, so many. *Presumption *ignorance *hypocracy *moodiness *pop/rap music *Supre *people playing with their mobile ringtones *chicks that wear lipliner and no lipstick *hot/humid weather *poor hygiene *people that don't shut up *people arguing with me for no reason *"Permanent" dye starting to wash out after 4 weeks *Jamster Mobile ad's (please DIE) *bands such as The Used/My Chemical Romance *guys groping your ass in mosh pits *getting blisters on my heels from my Doc Martens *rude people in supermarkets *bra straps sliding off my shoulders
-If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be: My metabolism (not needing to exercise to maintain size 8/10 figure) or my eyesight
-Have any piercings, if so where: One piercing in each ear
-Have any tattoos, if so what of and where: None
-What super powers would you have: Mind-reading, invisibility
-What strange things do you do: Eat cereal at 3am, call Swood "slutrock", rub my chin when I'm nervous, sprinkle Sultana Bran on my yoghurt
-Your favourite quotes: *"Kyle! Are you having trouble concentrating?" "Maybe you should send him to concentration camp!" Various, South Park
*"I'm SO glad we got a sewing machine, I can finally finish my tea cosy. Isn't is JUST divine?" "Dude, you are SO gay." -Captain Hero/Xander, Drawn Together
*"Well sir, where should we dump this batch of nuclear waste? Playground?" "No, all those bald children are arousing suspicion." -Smithers/Mr Burns, The Simpsons
*"You should change your name to Homer Junior, then all the kids can call you Hoju!" -Homer, The Simpsons
*"Look Marge! Maggie lost her baby legs!" -Homer Simpson
*"You're such a broomhead!" -Various, Degrassi Junior High
*"The Degrassi episode where Wheels gets felt up in the car was funny." "By the old dude?" "Haha, yep." "I remember that, I got hard" -Talking to Tony about Degrassi Junior High
What's the last song you listened to: Filter/The Crystal Method- Can't Trip Like I Do
-Best advise given to you: 'Never count on anyone but yourself'
-Best advise you give: 'Don't ever take anyone on face value'
-Happiness for you is to be: Umm, happy? I guess being content, living life as best and fulfilled as I can. Or travelling, that makes me happy
-Life motto: You're only here once, so enjoy as much as you can
-Last time you cried: Earlier tonight, laughing at something Geoff said. Cried seriously- about 2 weeks ago
-If you were Prime Minister, what's the first thing you'd change: The cost of university education
-If you could only choose one TV channel to watch for your entire life, what channel: I can't go without the Comedy Channel, Fox 8 or Arena
-When showering, what body part you wash first: My hair
-Embarrassing moment: Singing Champagne Supernova on karaoke in front of 40 people when I was drunk
-Who's the most famous person you have met: silverchair, back in 1995. I met Fatty Vautin from the Footy Show, as he was coming out of a McDonald's toilet, haha. I met a Home & Away actor 12 years ago, but hardly anyone would remember him
-Which actor would be best to play you in a movie: Bert Newton! I mean, Angelina Jolie..Yeah that'll do
-What song best describes you: King Missile- Detachable Penis. Or err, maybe Smashing Pumpkins- Today
-If someone made a movie about your life, what'd they call it: "Legend: The Story of Linds". Or if it were a pornographic film- "The Legend of Mwarp."
-Day: Sunday, or days I'm not working
-Sports: Swimming, NRL
-Sport Stars: Grant Hackett, mmm mmm...or Craig Wing and Braith Anasta
-People: Drew, Jamie, Swood, Scott, Bec, Andy, James and Sheree
-Books: American Psycho/The Rules of Attraction/Less Than Zero- Bret Easton Ellis, Past Mortem/High Society- Ben Elton, Looking For Alibrandi- Melina Marchetta, In Cold Blood- Truman Capote, Anna's Story- Bronwyn Donaghy, and anything by Robert G. Barrett
-Magazines: Metal Hammer, Rolling Stone, Drum Media
-Shops: Myer, Utopia, JB Hifi, General Pants Co, the markets are good too
-Pub: Mick O'Malleys in Brisbane is pretty hard to beat
-Animals: Cats, frogs...I'm not sharing James' goat love
-Colours: Black, blue, violet
-Computer games: The Sims 2 or The Movies
-Board game: Monopoly
-Websites: toolband.com, imdb.com, bbrchat.com, zombo.com
-Places to chat at: BBRchat, or just on MSN
-Weather season: Summer here, autumn elsewhere
-Places: Sydney Harbour, Kings Park in Perth, Sunshine Coast, or 35,000 feet up in a plane-I love looking out the window from that high
-Things you've bought: Concert tickets- A Perfect Circle, the last few Big Day Out's I've been to, Nine Inch Nails, Foo Fighters, The Prodigy, Incubus, etc. Or my cat Henry, my Tool 'Salival' boxed set, airfares, or my digital camera
-Concerts you've seen: A Perfect Circle- February 2004, Incubus- March 2004, Big Day Out 2005, namely the Chemical Brothers set. The Prodigy- March 2005, Nine Inch Nails- August 2005, Foo Fighters- December 2005. Big Day Out 2006 was awesome too
One or the Other
-Coke or Pepsi: Diet Coke
-Dog or cat: Cat
-Sand or snow: Snow
-Pub or nightclub: Pub
-Surf or skate: Skate, if I had to choose
-Bungie jump or skydive: Bungie jump
-Blonde or brunette: Brunette
-Money or fame: Money
-Sleep or awake: Tough one. I'll say awake
-Summer or winter: Summer
-Train or bus: Train
-Kiss or hug: Hug
-Steak or chicken: Steak
-Beer or bourbon: Bourbon
-Top or bottom: I'll say bottom..
-Shower or bath: Shower
-Playstation or Xbox: Playstation
-Sex or Love: At the moment, sex. Love is a bit of a joke
This page was last updated: July 24, 2006
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